Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Abigail Clancy

Abigail Clancy Topless In FHM






Over the past couple months, there hasn’t been one girl who has held my attention long enough for me to obsess over and objectify on a daily basis. Well folks, today all that has changed. I’ve finally found the new Hollywood Tuna “IT” girl, and her name is Abigail Clancy. Now let’s just hope she sends me daily nude personals, because I already have every single one of her other pictures on the site. So in order for this obsession (I prefer to call it great PR) to continue, the ball’s in Abbey’s court. Let’s hope she plays!

I Want To Bang Abigail Clancy







Well, you’ve seen her bikini pictures many times before here on Hollywood Tuna, but Abigail Clancy still isn’t popular here in North America. And as I promised last week, I said I would do more posts on lesser-knowns who I feel should get more attention, because I’m sick of the same crap the Paparazzi keep shoving down our throat. Hopefully, they’ll open their eyes a little and follow some new talent. And by new talent, I mean girls I ‘d like to bang. That said, I want to bang Abbey Clancy. And so should you.

Adriana Lima

Adriana Lima’s Got Nipple -Itis





It has been months since I last did a post on Adriana Lima and that’s just way too long in my books. Here she is out saying hello, and so are her two little friends. That said, nice to meet you Adriana’s nipples. Come by again soon.



Angelina Jolie

Angelina Jolie Is Pregnant
Our modern day Mia Farrow, Angelina Jolie was at the Independent Spirit Awards showing off her baby bump in a tight-fitting black dress. I guess this puts an end to her pregnancy rumors. Now I really couldn’t care less whether or not Angie is knocked up, because I know one day she’ll run an orphanage of future f&ck ups and it’s going to be impossible to keep track of all of them - if it isn’t already. Anyway, at least she still looks good. Brad on the other hand, let’s just say I’m feeling a hell of a lot better about myself lately.
Angelina Jolie Looking Sexy At Ocean’s Thirteen Premiere







Here’s Angelina Jolie at the Ocean’s Thirteen premiere in Cannes. Now I don’t normally do posts on Angelina because she’s too busy saving the world. And while that’s noble and all, it’s not very sexy. Forgive me. I know I’m shallow, and I can admit I’m probably going to go to hell for some of the things I’ve written over the years. But guess what? So are most of you for tuning in and reading day in and out. See ya there.


Avril Lavigne

Avril Lavigne Maxim Magazine Pictures





Avril Lavigne is the newest Maxim cover girl and I have to say, her rack looks damn delicious. The girl should seriously show them off more often instead of opening up that potty mouth of hers, because let’s be honest… us men only like girls that put things in their mouths, not what comes out of them. Anyways, check out more at Maxim.com.

Avril Lavigne Bikini Pictures Continue To Be A Letdown





Here are some more Avril Lavigne bikini pictures. They’re a little better than the ones we saw yesterday, but not by much. In order for me to be fully happy I have to see full backside. I don’t know why she’s hiding it by wearing boxers in the water, but I can only assume that Avril’s ass is gross until I see otherwise. Sorry, but that’s just where I stand.

Avril Lavigne Bikini Pictures Could Have Been Better






Here are some lame pictures of Avril Lavigne in Miami having fun with one of her friends in a pool. They’re lame because there aren’t any full-body bikini shots, and judging by the small hint of cleavage we’re seeing from Avril, that’s a major let down! I know the girl may be the most obnoxious celebrity around, but her body is damn tight. My girlfriend is obnoxious too, but she has a great rack so I tolerate it! Otherwise I would have dumped the b!tch a long time ago!